What Do You Want Today?!

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What do you want today and how will you have it? Fresh? Squeezed? Roasted? Shredded? Or baked?

And do you want a takeaway or simply served with a smile?

A smile?? Nope you ask for too much and i have none of that to give. I am not a person who just gives off free hugs. Or serves things with any smile. The only nice thing that i have to offer is a platter of shame…shame for you served with sarcasm and mockery and yes i am a big fan of  bitter irony. Only if that irony is aimed at the queer shape of your head.

Only if it points out your mutated face. And it makes you feel like a scum pie. No i am not a nice person. I am a people person yes..but not of the nice kind.

And what do you care..right. But you should. You must be aware that your fickle mind is what is in line here. Do i wear my looks as if i am a weird bozo or wear clothes like that that may intimidate you?

No but i wear my attitude such way.

So what may i do for you today. How do you want your head served. Out in the public or minced..i would go for raw but it is not a good sight.

I don’t know why i am writing all this..but that is the beauty if things. What do you want today??

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How NOT to stay hungry!

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We all know about the monster called hunger. Even the thin ones would know. It attacks us at any time of any day. You would be chilling and TADA you are suddenly hungry. And what you do is…eat!

I mean honestly you thought this will be one of your cliched blog about how to eat healthy and what not to eat and *YOU SHOULD CUT DOWN SUGAR AND START EATING BOILED TASTELESS VEGETABLES!*. Well no. Why in the world would i tell you that.

So yes, eating does not always make you fat. And if it does then i don’t care as long as it satisfies me. Why would i want to stay hungry or resist eating a fried nugget just so i can not become fat!

And then we have all those people telling you that self esteem issues are bad for you! First you ogle a some one who is a bit over the limit of thin…and make them uncomfortable..then you want them to be happy about it.

So you go and tell them that EAT HEALTHY! I mean sure that is good enough but once in a while if i eat a high in cal sandwich i am a monster. And no i do not want to follow a diet plan which tells me to boil one quarter of chicken and eat!

Okay if i am not getting through to you then get this…instead of making people eat 100% healthy they should be allowed to eat whatever they want. And if..IF they become what you call “FAT” then YOU should change your attitude.

How not to stay hungry? Simply eat! If you want to look like an exact replica of a thin pole then go to the gym and MOVE THAT FAT BUTT OF YOURS A LITTLE. But don’t tell me not to eat!

Eat eat all they way!