People. People are like jelly beans. All of us.Gooey colorful and full of taste. And they make our teeth go bad too.
Are we really? Well it could be used as a metaphor can’t it.
I mean we don’t have to be jelly beans for real..that would be kind of creepy. Just imagine a face for every jelly bean.
Hah. Creepy (-_^)
But we can be jelly beans if we talk in metaphors. I mean if we have to say that some one is fat…without sounding mean..we can call that person–A Jelly bean!
And if we want to say *His bloody face was red with anger*
We can say..*His bloody face was jelly bean with anger.*
Um..on second thought, no.
Okay moving on. Let us just put Jelly bean instead of Human.
That would be funny. *That jelly bean just said that and now i am going to jelly bean that jelly bean some more. Rawr. Son of a jelly bean.*
Or something like..*How dare that jelly bean say that…backstabber jelly bean. I heard she is going steady with that half eaten jelly bean. Can you believe my jelly bean jelly bean? :O*
Some one’s motto could be.. *Don’t jelly bean all the time you jelly beans. Leave some for later.*
Scum bean would be hilarious too.
I know this may not make much sense and is just a step ahead of plain gibberish. But what can i say i am a jelly bean when it comes to being a jelly bean. Ask my jelly bean friends they will tell you how jelly bean i am. But what can i say..once a jelly bean, always a jelly bean.